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    Post  Khephra on Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:05 am

    ĎSickest Buddhistí rap by Arj Barker

    lady friend: hey baby where you at?

    Arj: Iím still at the ass-shram.

    lady friend: hows it going?

    Arj: Itís going killer. the instructor just told us to do a 45 min meditation

    lady friend: really?

    Arj: I nailed it in 10!
    lady friend: no way!

    Arj: Owned! (ed. note: Om-ed?)

    Iím the illest Buddhist youíve seen
    all the ladies wanna meditate with me
    I look so serene when I bust a lotus
    but i donít have an ego so I wouldnít even notice

    I think of you before I think of myself
    thatís probably why people think Iím so chill
    But still Iím hell of intense
    my clothes have little bells and they smell like incense

    Itís so dope when I focus on my breath
    cause I floss all the time and I chew big red
    I donít smoke weed but I burn sage by the pound
    wave it all around til the air turns brown

    Iím all krunked up on kombucha and juice
    never heard of kama sutra? let me introduce
    Step in to my hybrid we head over to my bed
    64 positions I think youíre gonna like it


    one hand clapping fuck that Yo more like the sound of a one-legged standing Ohh!
    Iím blowin up the dharma like what! cause Iím the sickest Buddhist and Iím kickin Buddha butt

    I just went to the class for a laugh
    maybe meet some chicks
    but as it comes to pass
    I kick ass at this pacifist shit.

    Non-attachment I just mastered it
    You donít believe me? you donít think Iím peaceful?
    Step up to my face and say that bitch
    Iíll non-attach your teeth from your lips

    I practice compassion towards friends and enemies
    but all these motherfuckers trying to hate on my serenity


    hesí so spiritual
    so unmaterial
    almost ethereal
    eats organic cereal
    his aura is so bright
    his chakras are so tight
    his energy is light
    his hair is so right

    heís so sweet and Buddhist Unh

    Is it my Indian roots
    My Guatemalan pair of shoes
    My extensive collection of expensive Tibetan flutes
    I donít know how or why Iím so zen
    I make the power of now look like the power of then

    To hell with Dr Phil, Oprah and Martha
    I chill with Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra and Siddhartha
    Buddha taught me to be humble and kind
    But Iím so fuckin present Iím like ahead of my time

    Enlightenment eludes most til they die
    But i opened my third eye on my first try
    Why? I donít know I guess Iím just the bomb
    When it comes to modesty I got it goin on


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    Post  ankh_f_n_khonsu on Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:47 pm

    Uhhh... WTF? lol!

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    Post  Sascrunch on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:28 pm

    What is that from?

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