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ĎSickest Buddhistí rap by Arj Barker
lady friend: hey baby where you at?
Arj: Iím still at the ass-shram.
lady friend: hows it going?
Arj: Itís going killer. the instructor just told us to do a 45 min meditation
lady friend: really?
Arj: I nailed it in 10!
lady friend: no way!
Arj: Owned! (ed. note: Om-ed?)
Iím the illest Buddhist youíve seen
all the ladies wanna meditate with me
I look so serene when I bust a lotus
but i donít have an ego so I wouldnít even notice
I think of you before I think of myself
thatís probably why people think Iím so chill
But still Iím hell of intense
my clothes have little bells and they smell like incense
Itís so dope when I focus on my breath
cause I floss all the time and I chew big red
I donít smoke weed but I burn sage by the pound
wave it all around til the air turns brown
Iím all krunked up on kombucha and juice
never heard of kama sutra? let me introduce
Step in to my hybrid we head over to my bed
64 positions I think youíre gonna like it
one hand clapping fuck that Yo more like the sound of a one-legged standing Ohh!
Iím blowin up the dharma like what! cause Iím the sickest Buddhist and Iím kickin Buddha butt
I just went to the class for a laugh
maybe meet some chicks
but as it comes to pass
I kick ass at this pacifist shit.
Non-attachment I just mastered it
You donít believe me? you donít think Iím peaceful?
Step up to my face and say that bitch
Iíll non-attach your teeth from your lips
I practice compassion towards friends and enemies
but all these motherfuckers trying to hate on my serenity
hesí so spiritual
eats organic cereal
his aura is so bright
his chakras are so tight
his energy is light
his hair is so right
heís so sweet and Buddhist Unh
Is it my Indian roots
My Guatemalan pair of shoes
My extensive collection of expensive Tibetan flutes
I donít know how or why Iím so zen
I make the power of now look like the power of then
To hell with Dr Phil, Oprah and Martha
I chill with Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra and Siddhartha
Buddha taught me to be humble and kind
But Iím so fuckin present Iím like ahead of my time
Enlightenment eludes most til they die
But i opened my third eye on my first try
Why? I donít know I guess Iím just the bomb
When it comes to modesty I got it goin on
"Sacred Activism is the fusion of the mystic's passion for God with the activist's passion for justice, creating a third fire, which is the burning sacred heart that longs to help, preserve, and nurture every living thing." - Andrew Harvey
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